Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.