Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !