How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.