Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.