Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van