Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.