How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.