How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.