What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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A Mexi

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!