What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

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What country do I live?

Iran

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.