How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.