Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up