What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership