Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Hole Business Jokes More Hole Business Jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!