Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Hole Business Jokes More Hole Business Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.