Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane