Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.