Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope