Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.