Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(