Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be