How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!