How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!