What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.