Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.