Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.