Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god