How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder