How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!