Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
50 pounds.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
Propheteroles
Because they don't like Nice people.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Because he cantaloupe.
After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
A widow
Because he was driving her buggy.
Pops
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Saturday Night Fever.
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
Fry-days.
Smelly beans!
