Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.