Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.