Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila"

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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