Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B