A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
asks his wife. "31 black"
No hard feelings.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because he fainted.
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
A dictator.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
For kicks and giggles.
flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
Because he's a two timer.
