A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
He was all over his wife at the parade
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Crossfit
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs
You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
I don't know. It was an inside joke.
Judith
