A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
They keep the mailman away from his wife
10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Crossfit
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Because he's a two timer.
