Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.