What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.