Just run for office!
Cancer got Jobs
One day she'd just had un uf.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
A zoombie.
They do it right first time.
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.