Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.