Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.