Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.