Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.