What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.