Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan