Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.