What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden