What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden