Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.