Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.