What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.