Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

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Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit