Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.