Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.