Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.