What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit