Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy