Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !