Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!