Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge