What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob