What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.