Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon