Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Faster than her brother!
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
A magnetic banana.