Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Because they are in bread.
The Underground Braille-road
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
So blind people can hate hippies too.
By how fast it sinks.
Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...