How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.