How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Teethbrush Jokes More Teethbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast