Amanda Tory
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Couple's Daily Question Mug
B/c it's painful and not required
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Chopsticks
Because they have bills.
A bird that will talk you ear off !
Because he lost his bat, man.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
They went on strike!
They'd form pigget lines.
A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
At a Pair of Docks
The cue tip.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
It takes guts.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.