Amanda Tory
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
B/c it's painful and not required
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
To prove that he was framed!
A picket fence.
Being struck by an iMac.
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Rub him with oinkment.
Oinkment.
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
They don't give a crap
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
