Amanda Tory
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Couple's Daily Question Mug
B/c it's painful and not required
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
DaVinci
LinkedIn Park
A little bit tacky.
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
He was too far out!
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
Disguise!
Because they were SWAN enemies.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
Help, I think I'm in glove".
