Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: