Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.