Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.