Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut?

You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"