Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !