What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !