Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile