What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA