What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.