What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"