How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.